3 things to remember in life

  1. Never use second hand toilet paper
  2. Never brush your teeth with a millipede
  3. Beer and Curry will give you the squits

Three things to remember in life.

  1. It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.
  2. Murphy (Sodd) was an optimist.
  3. If you go to the UK, don’t give Speedy your flight number.

1: We don’t talk about custard club
2: We don’t talk about custard club
3: We don’t talk about custard club

at my age these are the 3 things to remember in life :-

  1. breathe in

  2. breathe out

  3. GOTO 1

:smiley:

  1. Live for the moment
  2. Learn from the past
  3. Prepare for the future

premature *********** karma sutra

  1. in

  2. out

  3. repeat if necessary

:smiley:

Originally posted by Radar
[B]3) repeat if necessary

:smiley: [/B]

Hmm, necessary:confused:
Hard to remember

Originally posted by richardlellisjr
Hmm, necessary:confused:
Hard to remember

methinks hard may be the operative word here :smiley:

Originally posted by metz2000
1) Live for the moment
2) Learn from the past
3) Prepare for the future

That’s too complicated for me m8.

  1. Never pet a burning dog.
  2. Never answer this question, “Honey, do I look Fat”
  3. Never let your friend borrow your car for a hot date. (I know she don’t believe me about those panties)

But then again, Never believe what I say, Cause every word out of my mouth is a lie, And thats the truth.

Originally posted by jimwyser
Cause every word out of my mouth is a lie

Norman coordinate!

(Fun with Harry Mudd. Star Trek 1967)