A sad fact

And I quote from Speedyj’s bible

“I can’t imagine being nailed to a custard would have quite the same effect 2,000 years from now.”

Brothers. Pray with me.

Only good THICK custard will hold a nail you know.

Originally posted by SPEEDYJ
Only good THICK custard will hold a nail you know.

Or frozen custard! :nod:

Originally posted by MAOJC
Or frozen custard! :nod:

I knew you’d bring this up eventually;) that stuff is NOT proper custard:D you try covering yourself in it, it’s nigh on impossible :eek:

Originally posted by SPEEDYJ
I knew you’d bring this up eventually;) that stuff is NOT proper custard:D you try covering yourself in it, it’s nigh on impossible :eek:

Makes everything shrink tooo :eek:

Originally posted by SPEEDYJ
Only good THICK custard will hold a nail you know.

Be sure to post your nail holding custard recipe.

Originally posted by SPEEDYJ
Only good THICK custard will hold a nail you know.

:idea: Knowing your landscaping expertise, and the penchant for all things custardy :smiley: … I wonder if you’ve got round to doing customers decking with Custard Planks yet ?? :lol:

… or perhaps custard fencing, custard sheds, custard greenhouses even :chuckle:

… and would they be banana nails :confused: