Blonde joke

Two blondes walked into a building, gee you would have thought one of them would have seen it.


What’a the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?.. If you slap the mosquito it will quit sucking :smiley:

:haha: :rotate:

Q : How do you drown a blonde?
A : Put a “Scratch’n’sniff” card at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet. :smiley:

I just couldn’t resist :smiley:

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles. :stuck_out_tongue:

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in?
A: “Have another beer.”

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q: Why was the blondes’ belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.