Braggin.....

The Italian says, “When I’ve a finished a makina da love withah my
wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, She floats 6
inches above a da bed in ecstasy.”

The Frenchman replies, “Zat is noting, when Ah’ve finished making ze
love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick
za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed
in pure ecstasy.”

The redneck says, "That ain’t nothing buddy. When I’ve finished
pokin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my
wiener on the curtains. She hits the freakin ceiling.

Hits the ceiling, eh? <staring at curtains>

Nah, not worth it. :wink: Good one, Derrick… I’ll be telling the better half that joke tonight.