Could have posted this in the cantina, but was too funny...

Only in America…

Only getting a bandwidth exceeded error message m8 :frowning:


works now :slight_smile:

A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.

His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.

Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.

Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.


Stupid Husband!

Wahahahaha, 9 months after avatar we’re going to have a bunch of human looking very talls smurfs walking around if this is to be believed.

I didnt think you ever found time to visit Swindon on your last trip…

Gimme a high six dude