Custard Facts

There can be no doubt that custard is incredible stuff. Not only does it possess magical properties but also has many alterior uses too.

1:It’s thixotropic
2:Custard powder is explosive on account of it being organic and very fine
3:It’s a dilitant too
4:Custard powder is used by firebreathers…see point 2
5:It’s magical;)

Think point five is most true when it’s on you and your rubber :cuddle: :wink:

Originally posted by SPEEDYJ

1:It’s thixotropic

And I thought you were making this stuff up :smiley:

Or were you just trying to head us off at the pass ?

I actually spend a lot of time on that site…really:)

The self healing custard filled bullet proof vest is a superb piece of kit:D

I quote “So would Jell-Oites be the equivalent of Mormons? And would pudding be considered as the second coming of custard and mean that the end of desserts is at hand?”

It’s something I don’t think we think about enough you know!

The custard filled speed bump isn’t a bad idea :cool:
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Custard-Filled_20Speed_20Bumps

Originally posted by efaill
The custard filled speed bump isn’t a bad idea :cool:
Halfbakery: Custard-Filled Speed Bumps

Get the hell outa here, look at this

“Custard contains finely ground cornflour and is a ‘dilatant’ mixture, changing from liquid to solid when pressure is applied. Thus, a benign, rather flaccid bump encountered at low speeds becomes an unforgiving, hardened lump when hit at speed. For blatant speeding > 70MPH, the hump would burst showering the offending vehicle with incriminating custard.”

Gatso’s are bad enough without custard having to get involved !!! :nono: :nono:

just get a yellow car :smiley:

Just stand next to it starkers and pay a m8 to hit it at 80mph:D

Originally posted by SPEEDYJ
Just stand next to it starkers and pay a m8 to hit it at 80mph:D

You fake your way, I’ll fake mine :smiley:

Originally posted by Ciccio
You fake your way, I’ll fake mine :smiley:

Still laughing now:D

This thread is weird :confused:

Originally posted by Repo
This thread is weird :confused:

You’re understating the situation Repo.

i thought it was here i’d read about custard filled speedbumps, but didn’t want to ask, in case it wasn’t.
:chuckle:

So is were you learnt the art of custard :cuddle:

http://www.foamycustard.org/index.htm :hehehmm: