Do my eyes look funny when I use this ?

no love but they will…

Please I dont want to explain what this is , if you dont know , move on…

*edit * found on the net and she aint nuffink to do with me.

So is it some kind of strange shoe horn?

‘horn’ might give you a clue Myco…

I think it’s one of those devices that they use to do the girlie examination.

Sort of ‘eye candy’ P51?

arrrr me harties!!!

They are available on Ebay for reasons unknown.
Some are “not new” either.

Most sellers appear to be in Germany.

i think this one statement says more than anything else on this thread…