Fly me to the moon.....

And let me play among the stars…
Cover me in custard , you can buy it in big jars…

/feel free to add some lyrics, I’m out on a limb here…

[i]Ambrosia, please be true,
Ambrosia, I love you!

Not just out on a limb, but out of my tree. [/i]

he’s at it again… :stuck_out_tongue:

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I’ll have an e please Bob :smiley:

Is this going to be another one of those threads?:rolleyes:

What kind of thread is that then Rich? One where we just be daft and stupid?

I thought that was compulsory. :smiley:

Originally posted by Bibby
[B]What kind of thread is that then Rich? One where we just be daft and stupid?

I thought that was compulsory. :smiley: [/B]

No, daft and stupid is the reason I joined TPR. I like to be with like thinking people. I was concerned :rolleyes: it might be another custard thread.

I like custard, especially with chocolate sponge cake…mash it all up so it looks like…well, so it looks pretty grim, but it tastes good. :flip:

Originally posted by Bibby
I like custard, especially with chocolate sponge cake…mash it all up so it looks like…well, so it looks pretty grim, but it tastes good. :flip:

I’ve never had custard and am looking forward to trying it on my next trip to the UK, as long as Speedy isn’t serving it to me.

Originally posted by richardlellisjr
I’ve never had custard

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :eek:

Originally posted by richardlellisjr
I’ve never had custard and am looking forward to trying it on my next trip to the UK, as long as Speedy isn’t serving it to me.

rich the two of us need look no more…
Bro’s the custard we’ve been looking for…

I’ll be there…
I’ll be there…
When your plane lands…
I’ll be there…

It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking
in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops
your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before
you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between
the eyes,
You’re paralyzed

'Cause this is SPEEDYS, SPEEDYS night
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about to
strike
You know it’s SPEEDYS, SPEEDYS night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer,
:cuddle: tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there’s nowhere
left to run
You feel the custard and wonder if you’ll ever see
the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just
imagination
But all the while you hear SPEEDY creepin’ up
behind
You’re out of time

'Cause this is SPEEDYS, SPEEDYS night
There ain’t no second chance against the thing with
forty eyes
You know it’s SPEEDYS, SPEEDYS night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer,
:cuddle: tonight

Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There’s no escapin’ the cans of Ambrosia this time
(they’re open wide)
This is the end of your life

They’re out to get you, there’s demons closing in on
every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on
your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close
together
All thru the night I’ll save you from the terrors in
the tin,
I’ll make you see

That it’s a SPEEDYS, SPEEDYS night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would
dare to try
rich, this is SPEEDYS, SPEEDYS night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller,
chiller,
:cuddle: here tonight

(Rap performed by Mincer & Watto)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’awl’s neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse’s shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the :cuddle:
(Into maniacal laugh, in deep echo)

Even worse, you’ll probably have Donna Darko there to tie me up.

methinks SPEEDYJ has been waiting for this moment to spontaneously break into song for quite a while.

You are SO right:D

I really cannot wait to make it to a Cantina do and get pissed with Ciccio and friends;)

Originally posted by SPEEDYJ
I really cannot wait to make it to a Cantina do and get pissed with Ciccio and friends;)

You’ll have a hard job, I don’t drink alchohol m8

/me runs

Originally posted by Ciccio
[B]You’ll have a hard job, I don’t drink alchohol m8

/me runs [/B]

Designated driver alert:D

Originally posted by SPEEDYJ
Designated driver alert:D

Yeah don’t let me drive :smiley:

Just getting over the hangover from last night, my first night on Snakebite. Bit potent!

I married an Irishman (Irishwoman?). She does all of the drinking for me so I can be the designated driver.:smiley:

Originally posted by richardlellisjr
I married an Irishman (Irishwoman?).

Me wonders:confused:

Originally posted by richardlellisjr
I married an Irishman (Irishwoman?).

:uhh: Does this mean you’re not sure which? :uhh: :eek: :stuck_out_tongue:

After reading this thread 3 times, Wolram has decided not to reply as he seems to have been outclassed by the wonderfull displays of absolute madcap insanity … and retires gracefully to ponder his next act of stupidity :hail:

… and Repo has even pinched the silly walk routine :headbang: