He who thinks Australian

Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend Sheila about to throw herself off. Bruce slams on the Brakes and yells, “Sheila, what the hell d’ya think you’re doing?”

Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, “G’day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now I’m gonna kill myself.”

Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

“Sheila,” he says,

“Not only are you a great lay, but you’re a real sport too.”

nah lost on me that one :confused: