Heaven or Hell

Arriving at the Pearly Gates and finding St. Peter not there, a woman sees a computer terminal next to the arch.

She walks up to it and reads,
“Welcome to www.Heaven.com.
Please enter your User ID and Password to continue.”

She doesn’t have either, but underneath is a small line reading: “Forgot your ID or Password?
Click Here.” She does.

Up pops a screen that reads,
“Please enter at least two of the following, and your password and ID will be e-mailed to you.” The fields include, “Name”, “Date of birth,” “Date of death,” and “Favourite Food.” The woman picks two, enters them both and clicks, “Submit.”

Up pops another screen,
“We are sorry, we did not find a match in our database. Would you like to register?” The woman clicks “Yes.” A long, detailed form appears and she spends time filling it out. Then she clicks “Submit” again.

Now a screen reads,
“We are sorry, this service is temporarily unavailable; please try again later” with a “Back” button. She clicks it.

A new page appears reading,

“Welcome to www.Purgatory.com. Please enter your User ID and Password to continue…”

Oh dear, your link to heaven is broken. :frowning: