Here's another one

Three members of a forum: an Underboss, a Don and the Owner, are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they discover an ancient old antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a genie comes out in a huge puff of grey-blue smoke. The genie says, “I usually grant only three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”

“Me first! Me first!” says the Underboss. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world!”

Poof! He’s gone.

In absolute astonishment the Don shouts, “Me next! Me next! I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseur, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.”

Poof! He’s gone.

“You’re next,” says the genie to the Owner.
“OK” says the owner, “I want those two back in the office after lunch!”

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LOL, qualiteh!

:lol: :lol: Class

Originally posted by The Balrog
Poof!

Quite. :chin: :chin:

Poof!

Originally posted by Mincer
Quite. :chin: :chin:

ROFL :smiley: :smiley: