Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect?

Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

We can never be pregnant. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Hell, we can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell us the truth.

The world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another petrol station because the toilet in this one is just too nasty.

We don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £1500, Morning suit rental £100.00.

People never stare at our chest when we talk to them.

The occasional well-rendered fart is practically expected. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle our feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

We know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

We can open all our own jars. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite us, they can still be our friend.

Our underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. We never have strap problems in public.

We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. Everything on our face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

We only have to shave our face and neck.

We can play with toys all our life.

Our belly usually hides our big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look.

We can “do” our nails with a pocket knife. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

We can do Christmas shopping for all our relatives on Christmas Eve in 30 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!!!

So true on many counts…if not all :stuck_out_tongue:

We only have to shave our face and neck.

the only downside is turning 40, when the hair is everywhere BUT on our heads! At least women dont have to pluck nasal hair!

At 50 you have to start on your Ears and your eyebrows start growing like a Leylandii hedge.:rolleyes:

HOOOO HUMMMMMM what do i say but it is true you men have it easier than us girls

/me sneeks back to corner b4 the men throw tomatoes at me for being hard done by llol

only cos you girls MAKE it harder for youselves SB.

if you all stopped shaving, we would get used to stubbly legs and overgrown thatch, and it would be the norm, so you would never have to wax again.

same with all other aspects of feminine beauty routines, its self-continueing.

and what about men being lazy? only cos their mothers TRAIN them to expect a woman to wait on them hand and foot, its human nature to be lazy if you have a personal slave.

:wink: drops stirring spoon and runs for exit

we would get used to stubbly legs and overgrown thatch

Speak for yourself…

Wtf has a cottage roof got to do with hairy le…

oooooooohhhhhh

:wink: :smiley:

I was sent this today and it rang a bell, so heres a bump for Damskis version. and cottage roofs…

i’m glad i’m a bloke

Benny…a bloke & pillock!!!

Jimbo :slight_smile:

:lol: All too true. Us blokes definitely have it easier