Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband shopping

This letter was recently sent by Tesco’s Head Office to a customer in

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
surveillance cameras:

  1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s
    trolleys when they weren’t looking.

  2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

>3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
products aisle.

  1. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
    “Code 3” in housewares… and watched what happened.

  2. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

  3. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
    shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas

  4. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
    began to cry and asked, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

  5. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
    picked his nose, and ate it.

  6. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
    Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants

  7. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
    “Mission Impossible” theme.

  8. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the “Madonna look”
    using different size funnels.

  9. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
    “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”

  10. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed
    the foetal position and screamed “NO! NO! It’s those voices again.”

And; last, but not least:

  1. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
    then yelled, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here.”

Yours sincerely,

Charles Brown
Store Manager

made up, but you can imagine it, cant you?

:lol: Yep! Oh! if only…

lol this was hilarious, i know this is old but i was browsing and couldn’t stop lol

And im sure it exists even further back if the OCD members care to look.

Now I have something to do when my wife takes me shopping again.:smiley: