Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before the arc-angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.
The angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should go to Heaven, so Dolly takes off her top and says,
“Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created, and & I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”
The angel thanks Dolly, and then asks Her Maj the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles.
Then she spits into the toilette and pulls the lever.
The angel says, “OK, your Majesty, you may go in.”
Dolly is absolutely outraged at this blatant preferential treatment and indignantly asks, “What was that all about? I show you two of God’s perfect creations, and you turn me down! She just simply gargles and gets in. Please explain?”
“Sorry, Dolly,” says the angel, “but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are.”