[i]Don’t get married get a dog…[/i]
[B]1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
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Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
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Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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A dog’s parents never visit.
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Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24/7.
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Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
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Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
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A dog won’t wake you in the middle of the night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get another dog?’
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If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
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If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
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Dogs like to ride in the back / boot of a car / van.
14 Dogs in the back seat don’t tell you how to drive.
And last, but not least:
- If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff or empty your bank account.[/B]