Stop Alien Abductions

Sorry, I cribbed this from DD Forum but just HAD to share it. :smiley:

http://www.stopabductions.com/

A posting from the land where there are people who believe crop circles are made by aliens who come trillions of miles to play tricks on farmers.

Sorry I’ll get on the phone and tell em to stop coming.

Should I ask for some cooler weather while I’m there?

Thought it was going to be a caption competition

Stop Alien Abductions … send Bibby home

:smiley: :wink: :stuck_out_tongue: :cool:

“Since trying Michael Menkin’s Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own.I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.My life is better than ever before.Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity.”

:boggle:

I’ll have a handful of what he’s been taking please :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :boggle:

Originally posted by Ciccio
[B]Sorry I’ll get on the phone and tell em to stop coming.

Should I ask for some cooler weather while I’m there? [/B]

Better take your hat off first or they won’t understand. :smiley:

One abductee reported that when she wasn’t wearing the helmet, the aliens gave her a telepathic command when they were about to take her to not put on the helmet. The only way to stop such alien telepathic commands is to wear the helmet as much as possible.

Barking…absolutely barking! :dizzy:

Originally posted by Bibby
Barking…absolutely barking! :dizzy:

Well yu would know m8 :wink:

It’s working…I’m saved!!! :smiley:

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

Hmm!

Originally posted by Bibby
[B]

It’s working…I’m saved!!! :smiley: [/B]

If the site wasn’t funny enough. That really floored me. :slight_smile:

I might use it as an avatar, lol. :smiley:

Originally posted by Bibby
I might use it as an avatar, lol. :smiley:

Looks like ‘Wookie under stress’ to me. :smiley:

I know I need a haircut…but wookie? lol… :chuckle:

:confused: Hey Bibby … did you ever audition for the part of Doc … in the Back to the Future movies ?? :lol:

Originally posted by wolram
:confused: Hey Bibby … did you ever audition for the part of Doc … in the Back to the Future movies ?? :lol:

Hahahahahaha…:lol:

Oh, that made me laugh, nice one. :smiley: