The Ten Best Things about Global Warming:

  1. Why pay for tattoos when melanoma’s free?
  2. No more pesky weeds. In fact, no more pesky plants.
  3. Nile Encephalitis: not just for Egyptians anymore.
  4. Furnaces convert easily into tornado shelters.
  5. Helsinki: the new Riviera.
  6. Middle East oil producers feel right at home— everywhere.
  7. Golfers only need a putter and a sand wedge.
  8. For those who can’t get enough of global warming. One word: Venus.
  9. Steaks, medium rare, on the hoof.
  10. Three thongs and you’re dressed!

and the really great thing…all that solar energy and we dont need their damn oil.