A bus carrying many ugly people crashes and everyone dies. When they arrive in heaven, God speaks to all of them. He tells them “Since I have made you all so ugly, I’ll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven.”
The first woman comes up to God and says “I wish to be beautiful.”
God grants her wish. The next person wishes for the same thing and so on with the rest of the people. God gets half through the line when he notices the man standing at the end of the line laughing hysterically. The closer God gets to the end of the line, the harder the man laughs. When God finally reaches him, he asks “What is your wish my son?”
The man says “Make them all ugly again!”