What Your Computer Is Trying To Tell You

It says: “Press Any Key”
It means: “Press any key you like but I’m not moving.”
It says: “Installing program to C:…”
It means: “… And I’ll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you’ll NEVER find them.”

It says: “Please insert disk 11”
It means: “Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks.”

It says: “Cannot read from drive D:…”
It means: “… However, if you put the CD in right side up…”

It says: “Please Wait…”
It means: “… Indefinitely.”

It says: “Directory does not exist…”
It means: “… any more. Whoops.”

It says: “The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close.”
It means: “…Makes no difference to me,you’re still not getting your work back. Kiss your afternoon goodbye…”

It says: “…” “OK”
It means: “You are stuffed.”

it says"virus detected"
it means " you aint getting rid of it tho" :frowning: