# What Your Computer Is Trying To Tell You

It says: “Press Any Key”
It means: “Press any key you like but I’m not moving.”
It says: “Installing program to C:…”
It means: “… And I’ll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you’ll NEVER find them.”

It says: “Please insert disk 11”
It means: “Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks.”

It says: “Cannot read from drive D:…”
It means: “… However, if you put the CD in right side up…”