Wolly the Moletrapper

try napalm, with polystyrene, and add white phosporous to it. it will stick cos off the polystrene and the white phosphorous will burn like mad, but if you do it on a rainy day it will work better as the white phosphorous will burn better.

Mornington Crescent

SpeeD is starting to worry me. Its been my JOB to know these things - whats HIS excuse?

we have a nut job of a chemistry teacher :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :lol:

Oh shit. My excuse is in my location.

hey, I think we have a junior version of TFW here :lol:

SpeeD, what do you know about spud guns :smiley:

i dunno, but a guy in my year mad e aspud launcher and brought it in, it was for the battlefields presentation, took him 6 weeks to make, shot a potato 40 yards.
pretty funky eh?

Pfft, Naplam can be made by dissolving polystyrene in petrol.

Petrol’s a bit easier to come by than white phosphorous :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh and beer can launcher’s are simple to make…Involves cardboard carpet tube, gaffa tape, some tools and some meth spirits :wink:

Not only has this turned into a bodily gas ignition thread it’s now also about making molotov’s and Wolly’s memories of days black and white.

What ever happened to the mole?! :lol:

I think its gone to Darfur for safety mate!

oh yeah, the mole :slight_smile:

Haven’t caught anything but earth in the trap, but no signs of mole activity in the last 24 hours … you think maybe he has a laptop and reads this thread ? :lol:

Camp out all night with a torch and a spade, the torch is to spot him and the spade is to take his head off.

I use a shotgun with swan shot but not sure if you are in a built up area or not:D

Not got a shotgun or a pistol, I hid the spade in case she suggests using it on my weekend off :wink: and I think the torch batteries are dead too :frowning:

I remember how to make a bow & arrow though, and a catapult (slingshot), and “throwing arrows” - do you guys remember those :smiley:

… wanders off into the mists of memory, when kids could explore and have adventures without needing a PS3 :slight_smile:

[QUOTE=wolram;411491]oh yeah, the mole :slight_smile:

Haven’t caught anything but earth in the trap, but no signs of mole activity in the last 24 hours … you think maybe he has a laptop and reads this thread ? :lol:[/QUOTE]

… wanders off into the mists of memory, when kids could explore and have adventures without needing a PS3

Or Health and Safety. I remember making a tree-house in an Oak, it needed mountaineering equipment to get to it. Now im making one for the daughter it cant be more that 3 feet off the ground.

MOLBO 4. Starring Sylvester Stallone and Wolly!

This is my suggestion.

Watch Rambo

Apply bandana

Have a good drink

Then out to the garden with as much firepower as you can muster.

Put a coat on though, its pretty cold:D

Oh and strange as it may sound, they are much more likely to show if you go barefoot:)

[QUOTE=wolram;411503]
I remember how to make a bow & arrow though, and a catapult (slingshot), and “throwing arrows” - do you guys remember those :D[/I]:)[/QUOTE]

Likes to remind Wolly what his other hobby is…

Flinging arrows at straw targets :stuck_out_tongue:

Next time your doing the broom dance wolly could you get someone to video it ?