Words of Wisdom

  1. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

  2. Never kick a cow pat on a hot day.

  3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman… neither works. She always has to have the last word in any argument - if you then open your mouth to say something else, it’s the start of a new argument.

  4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

  5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

  6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop diggin’ and when you reach the shore, stop rowin’.

  7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and then put it back in your pocket.

  8. There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence first.

  9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

  10. If you’re riding’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.

  11. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

  12. And finally: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hun’er came along and shot 'im…

So, when you’re full of bull, keep ya mouth shut.

And on that note …

:chuckle: Good advice.