An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before
the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?”
She replied: “a can of peaches.”
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was
hungry.
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*The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied,
“6”.
The judge then said, “I will give you 6 days in jail.”
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman’s
husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, " What is it? "
The husband said “She also stole a can of peas.” *
