The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are NOT that difficult. But don’t scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend…except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the>>professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
Soz, my girraffe has it’s head stuck in the salad crisper - I wouldn’t mind,
but it’s where I keep my beer. I keep pulling on it’s back legs, but it
refuses to let go of me tomato’s. The missus is threatening to post a pic
on the net unless I get rid 'cos she wants to get her elephant in…
But in my defence, it requires the sort of simplistic thinking that people are taught NOT to use in everyday life, because more often than not it produces the wrong answer. for instance, i thought the ‘giraffe’ was a type of beer or somthing hence a trick question…
I’ve seen it before so knew the answers but TK seemed more concerned about the animal rights issues associated with putting certain animals into refrigerators to give me any proper answers when questioned.
knowing yhe ywisted qay you yhink Steve almost rang you for yhe answers but sfter some thought figured the first three out , snd borowed "Mad Micks boat to cross river
I got 'em all wrong. However, on the last question they didn’t say when you were crossing the river in relation to the time the convention was taking place. They should have specified
Most of us normal folk have never seen a refrigirator large enough to hold a giraffe and if the giraffe was small enough to fit it’s mother wouldn’t let us use it for this silly test.
The answer is assuming you don’t have another of these over-sized refrigirators to put the elephant in to and the giraffe is ok with getting out of his new found cold room.
I’ve never heard of lions holding conferences and if they did I sincerely doubt they’d invite the other animals to listen to their “master plan”. Besides, it’s not like there’s only 1 pride of lions on this planet anyway.
Who in their right mind would find themselves at a river infested with crocodiles in the first place never mind without a boat.
So you see these questions are very assuming and I’d hate to think that someone qualified to write any kind of test that would deem us professionals would be that assuming.
Got them right, but what is the point…Anderson Consulting Worldwide can’t even count things right…out of business(Well almost) and all after major screw up. So maybe they should worry more about cash then animals…1 + 1 = 2 last time I was in school…Oh well back to using that professional thought machine…
