An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were up in court for burglary.
The jury found the defendants guilty, and the Judge sentenced them to 3 years in a desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them.
The English guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants.
The Scottish guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won’t get thirsty.
Finally, the Irish guy decides to take a car door.
The judge asked, “Why in the world would you want to take a car door?”
The man replies, “Just in case it gets hot, I can roll down the window.”