SO I go out today and check the pool, leaving the sliding glass door open for 5 minutes. This Morning Dove swoops down and flys into the house ending up behind the kitchen curtains.
So being a compasinate kind of guy, I sneak outside and pull the screen off the window, slip back into the house and start to open the window. Stupid bird freaks out and starts flying around the room in circles finally deciding that the picture window doesn’t really exist.
You guessed it full speed into the picture window, and to his demise with a broken neck.
One less stupid bird I guess!