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Jaguar launches new media campaign

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Completely unrelated of course . . . .

And here is one that started the swan-dive into the U-Bend for Jaguar

Hmmm. The new Fag-u-ar advert.
Industrial suicide methinks.

Sarge.

are they trying to sell a car or some other bullshit ?

trying to appeal to people who don’t buy their shit and never will ?

clealry we know who got that lost shipment of drugs

Maybe they were looking for a niche in the world of Motorsport as yet untapped by Jaguar…

There would be very few matches for Top Fuel Drag Racing and they ended up channeling Ru-Paul through their own Life-Style choices.

Linked-in tells a story, Jaguar-Landrover has 110,000 group members on there.
Quite a lot have set “Open To Work”

Stepping away from the fluid brigade that are marketing cars not even for sale…

Here is a much bolder statement of a car, one you can actually buy.
Not direct from a dealer as the initial production volume has been snapped up, I suspect the ICE quota has been reached for the UK market.

The “First-Edition” Landcruiser, built on the amusingly named GAF platform.
So it is official, Toyota do GAF!

As the Shogun was cubed prematurely, there is a need for another durable vehicle.
This Toyota meets every requirement except the budget bit.

Thank goodness all that Jaguar stuff was a hoax.

The real advert has just been released, normality restored…

The AI doesn’t do camel toes very well…

Sarge.

I am beginning to wonder if Jaaag is going to move to the US completely.
TaTa will only stay in the UK if money is thrown at them and perhaps there are more buyers across the water, also sidesteps US import duty.
BMW were building the X5 in the US under license, I expect others are doing the same

However, my Finnbar Saunders meter is registering a disturbance

The big reveal is in Miami https://www.jlrcoralgables.com/

Coral Gables Hmmm where is that ?
“Jaguar Land Rover Coral Gables, powered by THE COLLECTION, is located on the corner of Ponce de Leon and US1 in Coral Gables”

US1, also known as the Dixie Highway - Ponce on Dixie ? Fnarrr

Managing director - Rawdon Glover - Whut?
Is that a thinly disguised Euphemism?

Rawdon Glover
Raw Dong Lover - FNaaaaaaaaAR!

One of several AI adverts featuring a Real Jaguar

Jaguar have dropped links to 75% of its UK dealer network, is this in anticipation of the predicted sales if something comes to market.
:rofl: