Country Songs

Tatooine The Mos Espa Comedy Club
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  1. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  2. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s me
  3. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
  4. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
  5. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better
  6. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
  7. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight
  8. I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here
  9. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I’d Be Out Of Prison By Now
  10. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
  11. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  12. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  13. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
  14. She’s Lookin’ Better After Every Beer

And the Number One Favorite Country Song of 2004 is:

  1. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I’ve Sure Woke Up With A Few
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:haha: I’d like to hear the full version of any of those songs anyday. :smiley:

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FYI: #13 is an actual song by Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks.
(Great song too!!)

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wow what do you know :chuckle:

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Someone at work was telling me about #8.

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#16?!?:
She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft!