DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:

            40-ish.....................................49
            Adventurous.......................... Slept with everyone
            Athletic.................................. No tits
            Average looking.................... Ugly
            Beautiful................................ Pathological liar
            Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills
            Emotionally Secure............... On medication
            Feminist................................. Fat
            Free spirit...............................Junkie
            Friendship first........................Former slut
            Fun........................................ Annoying
            New-Age............................... Body hair in the wrong places
            Old-fashioned......................... No BJs
            Open-minded.......................... Desperate
            Outgoing................................. Loud and Embarrassing
            Passionate.............................. Sloppy drunk
            Professional............................ Bitch
            Voluptuous.............................. Very Fat
            Large frame............................ Hugely Fat
            Wants Soul mate..................... Stalker

Sadly there all true.

ouchies!
little harsh imho - but a giggle nonetheless :slight_smile:

anything in there for ‘razor wielding psycho’?

:wink:

SWF with sharp wit! Enjoys artistic endeavors :lol:

:lol: Nice one MAJOR