DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.....................................49
Adventurous.......................... Slept with everyone
Athletic.................................. No tits
Average looking.................... Ugly
Beautiful................................ Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure............... On medication
Feminist................................. Fat
Free spirit...............................Junkie
Friendship first........................Former slut
Fun........................................ Annoying
New-Age............................... Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned......................... No BJs
Open-minded.......................... Desperate
Outgoing................................. Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.............................. Sloppy drunk
Professional............................ Bitch
Voluptuous.............................. Very Fat
Large frame............................ Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate..................... Stalker
