[LEFT]A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for … $150.00.” The man thought about it for a minute and then told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, “Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150.00 to have her buried here?” The man said, “A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’ t take that chance.”[/LEFT]
:haha:
:chuckle: Good one. 
nice!