Ed Zachary Disease (D+KB Warning?)

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist Her doctor recommended that she see the well-known Chinese sex therapist Dr.Chang
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang
OK, take off all your crose, The woman did as she was told and took of her clothes, Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room Again, the woman did as she was instructed Dr. Chang then said OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, Your probrem vewy bad You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see
Dat why you not haf sex or dates. Worried, the woman asked anxiously
Oh my Gosh, Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied
Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ars


:haha: Not PC, but there you go… :chuckle: