Hope you don’t think I’m being a bit too hasty here, seeing as you may yet be still settling in and not quite have the “furniture” arranged properly yet < flinches > … but could I ask a favour please … grovels on floor and holds out his boot licking certificate
I’ve been here a while now, and still have to crunch in this cardboard box … and although it’s a nice box, and I’m grateful to the mods for letting me use it, the over zealous use of custard has left it a bit damp and floppy (Mincer :nono: ) and I often wake up with PU YAW SIHT printed on my exposed parts … so I was wondering if err… um … you could let me move into one of your coffins ? < flinches again > … not a new one of course, but maybe you have an old worn out one with a broken lid ?? … hmmm ?? … produces NVQ in whip cleaning and maintenance … “cat o nine tails” a speciality
I got a lift over in her hearse today and had to lie in one of her coffins all the way. I was a little scared the dark side would check the car at the checkpoint (no probs there Donna used the old mind trick) and may have rendered the coffin uninhabitable :fart:
Boy wonder was stowed in another coffin and he seemed cool as a cucumber on our arrival so you may want to see if that ones available;)
from a dark corner of the lowest cellar, a trembling voice can just be heard over the squeaking of terrified rats caught in the webs of custard coloured giant spiders …
Now that you’ve signed up, will that be a coffin with or without barbed wire? :scared:
And you will be guaranteed not to get lab_boy’s…erm…soiled escape coffin :chuckle:. Well, at least not before it’s been hosed out!
/me looks, laughs at amaturs at work, then gets back to the client in hand, with the goose grease, motorcycle chain and the modified circular saw, (the one with the feathers)
I didn’t realize there were so many prospective employers around in need of a qualified whip cleaner and boot licker
Hmmm… joining the bananas, maybe and a coffin sure sounds nice (would it be en-suite, with drinks cabinet ? )
:chin: Yet red whips are so much easier to maintain … as the stains don’t show up as much (unless used with the custard clients )
And even SB’s goose grease and modified circular saw have a certain appeal (although I see he makes no mention of his patented Water Block Torture :eek: )
… and as for you Mr richardlellisjr … having seen the pics of Jeff the other night, I wouldn’t assume you are 100% safe over that side of the pond mate :lol:
I will give this matter carefull consideration while undergoing my regular period of torture at work thisafternoon
… wanders off in search of a nice crunchy spider for lunch
the over zealous use of custard has left it a bit damp and floppy (Mincer :nono: ) and I often wake up with PU YAW SIHT printed on my exposed parts 
… so I was wondering if err… um … you could let me move into one of your coffins ? < flinches again > … not a new one of course, but maybe you have an old worn out one with a broken lid ?? … hmmm ?? … produces NVQ in whip cleaning and maintenance … “cat o nine tails” a speciality 
sorry 
:hail:
