FAO Bullseye

Message reads:

Washer finished, contents to tumble dryer please.

Instructions for using washer in kitchen drawer, suggest place own washing into machine to avoid charges for normal room service, that shall be resumed tomorrow.

addendum:

accident insurance not applicable unless dressed - the management cannot be held responsible for injury using washing machine by unqualified personnel, especially with loose clothing, such as a dressing gown

… any chance of faxing those instructions through mate ?

and does anyone know what that long pipe thing on the hoover is for ?
confused male N. Lincs

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