2women decide 2 go 4 a Girls Night Out, and were over-enthusiastic on the drinks Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee.
They were near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone. The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought she’d take off her panties use them, and then threw them away. Her friend,was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon.
The next day the first woman’s husband phoned the other husband and said, “This girl’s night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties.” That’s nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her A** that said,
“FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE’LL NEVER FORGET YOU”