What do get when two bee’s try to scare you (BOO)…
Boo Bee’s…
My kids gave me it…was a nice card, and wife had a good laugh also.
LOL! 
My son gave me a Father’s Day card today that had a Darth Vader helmet on a guy in a business suit reading the newspaper at the breakfast table.
Said something to the effect of, “even though you have your Dark Side, you’re still a great Dad. Happy Father’s Day.”
On the back of the card, it’s the same pic, but smaller and a word bubble that says, “if all of your friends jumped off of the Death Star, would you do it, too?”