A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, “How can I help you?”
The farmer said, “I want to get one of those dayvorces.”
The lawyer said, “Do you have any grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yes, I got 40 acres.”
The lawyer said, “No, you don’t understand. Do you have a suit?”
The farmer said, “Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.”
The lawyer said, “No, no, I mean, do you have a case?”
The farmer said, “No, I ain’t got a Case, but I got a John Deere.”
The lawyer said, “No, I mean, do you have a grudge?”
The farmer said, “Yes, I got a grudge, that’s where I parks the John Deere.”
The lawyer said, “Does your wife beat you up or something?”
The farmer said, “No, we both get up at 4:30.”
The lawyer said, “Is your wife a nagger?”
The farmer said, “No, she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I wants a dayvorce.”