How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” … another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
13 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

:haha: :nod:

unfortunately, he is SO right :slight_smile:

:eek: That’s so accurate it’s scary…

:lol: Nice one Olly

You missed out

1 visitor to post from another team just to say he still lurks daily and has in fact seen the post and wont be a party to starting it up again in 6 months time.

I’m sure someone will start it back up in another 6 months… :wink:

cos if no one does i will :smiley:

Has it been 6 months yet? :smiley:

You forgot the one where Renata says she needs no light bulbs when a razor is in her hand! :lol:

Oh yeah, and Neal positing that he fell off the ladder while changing the light bubl :nod:

Edit:

Hitting his plonker of course! :lol:

:D…

rofl - didnt read this hte first time arround, its still very relavent!

GK

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

:lol: saw a google bot reading the post… couldn’t resist :chuckle:

DT.

LMAO but shouldn’t thet be Googlebot.

Leaves spelling mistake for others to point out

Why the small letters?
:smiley:

On and it’s spelt thAt… :chuckle:
:smiley:

“spelled”

… oh no it isn’t (hmmm deja vu ?) :smiley:

No definetly spelt…

I have to agree with drezha here…it’s spelt :wink: