learn to like your steak blue.
its easier to cook.
and no-one wants to nick any off your plate when its bleeding 
(cant you tell my ex wife was one of those ‘lets try some of yours’?)
yummmmm stew 
get yourself one of them slow cooker jobbies, wack the stuff in, in the morning, cooked for you by tea time, but the challenge is to make proper dumplings to go with it
Curly