A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO. HE’S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN’T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS “DO YOU KNOW ME?” SHE REPLIES “I THINK YOU’RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.” NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, “MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY *** WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?”. SHE SAID “NO, I’M YOUR SON’S MATH TEACHER.”
Oh Dear
Good one. :lol:
:chuckle:
Excellent!
Now the visual of this is worse then a legal thong bathing suit. 
Love it!
Truly a sick mind at work:D
the thong bathing suit i can picture, but what makes it legal or otherwise?
LMAO 
You can wear it in public… As I do to the pool and lakes
Means it is legal attire
Considered not offensive by government standards… chances are it can be seen on broadcast TV. … Oh no though not in the HOLY OF HOLY TPR…
But we can express such that goes beyond the visual.
How have you been Rader…
Heidi~
I’ve been fine. Your namesake got laughed out of court and things are going well.