This is why lots of guys have two dogs and not two wives.
- The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
2 Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
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If a dog is gorgeous,other dogs don’t hate it.
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Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
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A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.
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Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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A dog’s parents never visit.
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Dogs do not hate their bodies.
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Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
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Dogs seldom outlive you.
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Dogs cant talk.
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Dogs enjoy petting in public.
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You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24-hours a day.
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Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
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Dogs like to go hunting.
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Another man will seldom steal your dog.
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If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
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A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog.
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If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
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If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
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A dog won’t hold out on you to get a new car.
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If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad, they just think it’s interesting.
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On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
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Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives.
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When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
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Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
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Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale’s or Neiman-Marcus.
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If a dog leaves,it won’t take half your stuff.