I honestly didn’t think that petty bureaucracy could get any worse, sadly I was mistaken …
A baker in Dorset has been told she must rename her pies - because they don’t contain Pork, Robins, or Paradise :rolleyes:
Full story here
So … I guess this also means the end for Cottage Pie, Shepherds Pie, Toad in the Hole …
… come on gang, let’s have a list of other things that don’t actually “contain” items related to their name 
i read that in the mail, it is stupid grrrr i got soo angry
mince pies - contain fruit
lamb chops - i dont see any mouth in their
SIRloin steak - a human title for a peice of steak nooooo
bakewell tarts - how do you know they dont make just mediocor
I’m drinking a Cobra beer right now. Doubt it contains fermented reptile. Then again… 
Similarly for Kingfisher.
LMAO @ Cobra beer … Don’t think I’ll try anymore of that Spitfire :eek:
Lemon fingers / iced fingers contain no fingers
You could have much fun with some cheese not all exactly made where advertised… Lancashire made in cheshire, wenslydale erm made in cheshire, derbyshire made in cheshire, red leciester made in you guessed it Cheshire
Bubble and Squeak contains no bubbles or in fact any squeak 
CupCakes contain no cups.
On the beer theme Strong Bow, contains no Bow’s / Stowford press does not contain a Press.
… Trading Standards… Don’t do any trading.
and what do sweatbreads taste of 
Has anyone had rattatoulle lately ?
OMG. Angel delight. hides
Iv an Han cock? What kind of name is that?
Job for trading standards, me thinks… Off with his head!
/edit/ Then again, maybe not 
Fish Fingers
Mincemeat
Black Forest Gateau
Cheddar Cheese, and just half of the other cheeses you can think of
surf n turf contains neither grass mud or salty water
On the sweets front…
Penny Chews / Fruit Salads / Mojo’s / Blackjacks / starbursts / Skittles /
Mars: I’m sure has never been near nor contains any red planet.
As tempted as I am, I wouldn’t include Milky Way or Galaxy. It could be argued they were made in or of itself respectively.
Jelly Babies
Midget Gems
:eek:
Horse Radish ? … naaay
Spring Onions … boing
Spotted Dick and custard is no longer on the menu then
Rock cakes
butterfly cakes
Hedgehog crisps
Curly
[QUOTE=PMM;373286]
On the beer theme Strong Bow, contains no Bow’s[/QUOTE]
Nor does it contain apples but it gets the job done:D
Bloody Mary doesn’t contain blood or Mary…
Subway sandwich’s dont contain trains.
[QUOTE=PMM;373303]On the sweets front…
Mojo’s[/QUOTE]
I think I’d know if there was freshly squeezed Mojo in those. You’ll all be glad to know there isn’t
Bye bye to some of my fave ales
Bishops Finger :scared:
Old Wych stout
Dragon Heart
Hobgoblin
how about “faggotts”?
the list goes on :rolleyes:
