Why God made Moms –
BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!!
Why did God make mothers?
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She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
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Mostly to clean the house.
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To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
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He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
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Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring
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God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
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God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
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They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?
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We’re related
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God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
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My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
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I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
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They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
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His last name.
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She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
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Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
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My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
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She got too old to do anything else with him.
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My grandma says that Mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.
Who’s the boss at your house?
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Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
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Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
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I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What’s the difference between moms & dads?
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Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.
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Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
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Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.
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Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
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Mothers don’t do spare time.
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To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
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On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
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Diet. You know, her hair. I’d diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
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She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
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I’d make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
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I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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