Ole has passed away

To those in North Dakota, Minnesota, and for that matter the rest of the country, including Canada, I must report the sad news that Ole was shot.

He was up by the Canadian border on his 4-wheeler cutting some trees when some rangers looking for terrorists spotted him.

According to the news reports, the rangers shouted to him over a loudspeaker, “Who are you and what are you doing?”

Ole shouted back, “OLE… BIN LOGGIN’!”

Ole is survived by his wife Lena and Lena’s good friend Lars.

Sorry Neal, it had to be gun. Er, I mean done.