Politically incorrect news items

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque. They’ve told the public not to panic as they’ve managed to push it inside.

Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care… one has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.

During last night’s high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham Council said ‘We didn’t even know they were living up there’.

Ethnic Minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities groups in mind, so, with immediate effect, Crimewatch UK will now be shown five times a week.