After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America’s ball-related recreational preferences:
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The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.
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The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
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The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.
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The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.
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The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.
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The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.