Don’t pretend you’re disappointed… 
:funknana: 
Why do woman takes jokes so seriouosly???
and they take things to heart too much.
I mean, whats wrong with bonking her sister? 
…mother
…gerbil
…Fido
next court appearance late august now. but its starting to llok like a walk in the park having read the police reports.
so relaxed im almost comatose BLISS! 
update 1 - August hearing
she went on holiday
update 2 - October hearing
her barrister went missing
update 3 - still twiddling my thumbs for another hearing
Update 4 - Barrister found in local river with concrete shoes…
She didn’t have anything to do with his new shoes now did she?
it was rumoured that the phrase
“I’m Watching You” was written in the concrete
:eek: :haha: