Stalker

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Am I the first TPR member to have a stalker?

My ex has tried to use posts from TPR to show my violent nature (using Dark Throne posts hehe). Now the only way she would know about TPR is from my emails, so I think she has hung herself on grounds of theft of passwords etc.

So I just want to say :

Hello loopy! :slight_smile:

Bring that to the next hearing, you conclusive proof that BSE can cross to humans!

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Isn’t the DT forum locked to certain memebers still?
If so she’s been using your account to see in there…naughty!!!

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Time to change passwords me thinks

Curly

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great news radar on the hearing yesterday :wink:

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I had a stalker once, she broke into my house and stole all my clothes. I had to get the police to get them back.

She used to wake up early and wait outside my house for me to leave for work in the mornings:eek:

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. . . . . . Wonders if Juggy was so wasted that morning he forget it was a Hotel room he was sleeping in

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Yeah me too and I was married to her for 15 years! :eek:

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I was only married to her for 2 years luckily.

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comp[lete the well known name or phrase for a free pint at the next MOJO’s. (when is it by the way?)

“women eh? can’t live with them…”

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I just noticed when I clicked to read the thread all I seen was Hello loopy! :slight_smile:

very scary :wink:

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… and the bodies aren’t easy to hide.
… can’t kill them.

Someone famous simply said “Woman, can’t live with them…”.

Sean Williamson: Women, can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.

Desiderius Erasmus: Women, can’t live with them, can’t live without them.

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…can’t bury them under the patio
…can’t rest your beer on their heads (at least not without spillage when she talks)

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They only supposed to speak when spoken to. They should be in the kitchen anyway.

Here’s a joke.

Q : Why do woman have such small feet?
A : So they can stand closer to the sink.

Q : Why are wedding dresses white?
A : So they match the washing machine, tumble dryer, fridge etc.

/I can see I’m going to be in a whole lotta trouble after this:nod:

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Why do men have to slag women off to make themselves feel better? Do you have an inferiority complex?

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… :confused: heck, most of us can’t even spell infrerity cumplax :confused:

:smiley: :smiley:

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And women don’t slag off men???

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Too be honest (No offence Hids :wink: ) but working in a production enviroment where in the
past the workforce has been a good 70% of something resembling the female form in a
400+ workforce

Eeee by eek noboby can say men are worse than women to the things i’ve heard said on the shop floor.

Everyone is guilty of it one way or the other…women just as much as men that’s life, gives us all something to natter about :wink:

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isn’t that infertility cumplate! :smiley:

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She shouldnt speak with her mouth full…

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Was waiting for that reply from someone…should’ve known it’d be from you yer tart :smiley: