Sunday Afternoon quickie

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie
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> with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on
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> the balcony with a lollypop and tell him to report on all the
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> neighbourhood activities.
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> He began his commentary as his parents put their plan
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> into operation:
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> ‘There’s a car being towed from the parking
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> lot’, he shouted. An ambulance just drove by.’
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> ‘Looks like the Anderson’s have company’,
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> he called out. Matt’s riding a new bike…’
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> ‘Looks like the Sanders are moving’
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> ‘Jason is on his skate board…’
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> After a few moments he announced,
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> ‘The Coopers are having sex!!’
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> Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed.
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> Dad cautiously called out,
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> ‘How do you know they are having sex?’
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> ‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with
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> a lollipop.’