TFW has moved to Chigwell?

It’s the only explanation for such sales patter on this eBay listing.

“Mechanically immortal; visually a cry for help. 108k miles. Zero MOT advisories but 1,000 paintwork advisories. Peeling lacquer, scratches everywhere, and a tape deck for the truly brave. Supermodels not included (they have standards).”

Is this an AI enhanced advert by any chance ?

Ms Leggy McCleavage significantly taller than the Honda Steam

Or is it the Tardis ?

As Ms McCleavage cannot now see over the dashboard !

haha - I knew you would spot it, still as it works - when I list the Beetle I know what to do!

Finally someone using AI properly, well done sir!