The Lord Lucan Crew - Example Excuse Thread.

Not much by the look of it :lol:

He’ll fit in the boot ok.

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Sarge.

you could tie him to the roof and use him like a spoiler on the hornet :smiley:

I’ve got a “No Smoking” sticker, but a “No Gelatin Products” sticker might be harder to find…

Heh.

The Mojo’s squad are not taking no for an answer this time.
We want all the head gimps there, so they can have a beer and show their faces.

Anyone thought up any more excuses yet for not attending ??

Heres some more :-

I cant go because i’m washing my car that weekend, and i have to blow dry it with a straw.

I cant go because I had an explosion in my underpants and i still smell of burnt hair.

I cant go because i cant get a visa to get out of London / Basingstoke.

I cant go because due to the recent rain we’ve had, all the wooden door frames have expanded and i’m trapped in my house - HELP !!!

I cant go because my head gasket will fail 2 days before hand.

I cant go because i tried yoga and i’m still tied in a knot.

more , More , MORE !!!

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Sarge

Can’t go that weekend, I’m resorting my cd rack into alphabetical order

No chance, I’m allergic to the outdoors

Impossible, I’m ‘coming out’ that weekend

Never, the king of the potato people won’t let me, not even if I let him borrow my flying carpet

Soz lads, having the snip that weekend, Jeff’s got some shears all ready

I can’t go because I am on the wrong side of the equator and the corriolis forces would fling me off into space if I tried to cross it.

Seriously, ONE day I plan to visit Olde Blighty, and will try and make that visit coincide with a Mojo’s.

I can’t go because I’m mowing the lawn with the wife’s electric leg-shaver
I can’t go because I’m just a computer
I can’t go because I can’t think of a good excuse to go
I can’t go because the Women’s Institute Annual Quiche Bake-Off is that weekend
I can’t go because there be Dragons in the Welsh borders
I can’t go because I may fall off the end of the world

I’m scared :scared:

I can’t go because… the picture posted on the forums is really some peep i’ve found in a Google image search, I cannot show up i’m really 50 & 18 stone to show up would reveal the secret i’ve lied for so long.

Im scared of razors and tall aussie women with them…:open_mouth:

Scared of Aussi women with razors, english food, driving on the wrong side of the street and english driving tickets (in case they could catch me;)):scared:

I can’t go that weekend I’m visiting the gellatin anonamous help group
I can’t go that weekend I’m grooming the poodle
I can’t go that weekend It’s the only time of the year I’m allowed nookie
I can’t go that weekend the horoscopes say it’s bad to go near a good time
I can’t go that weekend I’m getting a manacure

The Major is still mad at me for landing his jet in a mud pit, so I can’t fly OR ride in it again:D