A termite walks into a pub, and seeing no barman serving asks the nearest punter…
“Excuse me, is the bartender here?”
:rolleyes: 
NO!
No No No No :smackbum:
Well I like it…
i dont get it
bar, tender 
:smackbum:
me no get it too 
Was drunk over the weekend and told this one to my mates. They burst out laughing then one by one came back to reality and said, “I don’t get it.”
Took me 4 reads … then groaned
nah, that’s not that bad…
Two parrots on a perch, one says to the other ‘Can you smell Fish?’
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other ‘Can you drive this thing?’
What’s a frogs favourite drink? ‘Croak-a-Cola’
I Thank you,
I rest my case!!!
Took me a while but finaly i got it;)
Nice, all of them, did take me a minute though!
oooooh! nice!